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Where are you, my one and only... who loves fishing... who loves to dig for worms... and, of course, has her own motor boat. Looking forward to hearing from you... and photos of the boat!

– Girls, today I’m going fishing with Lesha! - Great! Just don’t forget to take “Always Black” – Yes? Can't we get by with worms?

The man waited for a long time for the bite... an hour... two... And then his wife, after all, wanted to take a bath and let him go fishing!

I work as a system administrator, I'm passionate about cars, I like to drink beer while fishing, and I also have socks scattered throughout my apartment. Girls, tell me, maybe I'm a man?)))

Best status:
I would like to meet a girl who has an inflatable boat and a wild desire to go fishing regularly. Parameters: 185*94*41, 2-seater, gasoline engine.

All men's hobbies - be it football, bathhouse or fishing - are connected by one thing - the further they occur from their wife, the less their content corresponds to the name.

The phone rings: - Hello, can I have Vasya? “Unfortunately, Vasya died tonight. - My condolences! Will he go fishing?

To hide his drunkenness, returning from fishing, the drunken husband bought a huge catfish. It was this pork carcass that gave him away.

Russians are the only people who can go fishing and catch a squirrel.

if today I want to fish, but we don’t have a fishing rod, don’t invite me to go fishing tomorrow, tomorrow I will want to embroider with beads or cook sushi...

The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Semyon’s wife when she forgot to wake him up for fishing...

– And mine is already sick of me, take me fishing and that’s it. - What about you? - I took it! And I was right. The first time I came back from fishing clean, sober and with fish!

Fisherman's fisherman - two fools got drunk.

It feels like Rybak won not the Eurovision Song Contest, but the competition for the best call for mobile phones...

If a husband comes home from fishing with flowers, it means they don’t sell fish at the market today.

- My little darling, I’m going fishing! - Take the flip-flops, little bunny! - The flip-flops? What else is this for? - Who knows what kind of sauna this is!..

Fisherman fisherman best video of Thursday)))

Fishing is a sport with mandatory doping.

I catch fish while fishing)))

You are a sailor, I am a sailor. You are a fisherman, I am a fisherman. You are on land, I am at sea, you and Maxim are in a fist.

The men gathered to go fishing, one asked the other: “Do you even know how to fish?” -What can you do? Pour and drink...

Finding your betrothed is like fishing! You’ll catch so much crap until a real fish bites!

How's the fishing? How's the harvest?

Dear men! Don't take girls fishing! And they'll drink all the vodka and scare away the fish)

you will not believe! Yesterday I went fishing and caught a bucket of crucian carp and a couple of divers =)

If a woman is cold like a fish, then a man should be patient like a fisherman.

I wonder how the winter fishing season closes? wait until the three fishermen on the ice floe swim away??? just like three thunderstorms before the swimming season...

Love is fishing: if it doesn’t bite, reel in your fishing rods...

Love is like fishing. If it doesn’t bite from the very beginning, reel in your fishing rods!

Hello. Can Vasya be allowed?...How did he die? Fuck, it turns out he won’t go fishing with me?

Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go drinking and fishing.

I have the best boyfriend in the world! He calls every time he goes fishing at four in the morning. I would kill...

Fishing is like finding a guy... To find a great one, you first have to catch so much crap...

You're a sailor - I'm a sailor, you're a fisherman - I'm a fisherman, we're not good at role-playing and we're not good at imagination.

Russians are the only people who can go fishing and catch a squirrel...

Here's a strange thing - fishing... why do you have to spit on a worm? What, is it better to catch fish with a morally humiliated worm?

Where are the men going? -Fishing. -Why a box of vodka? -Well... The fish won’t bite – we’ll catch the squirrels.

The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Vasily when he forgot about his own wife’s birthday! 🙂

Of course, I’m not a goldfish, but you’re also not the fisherman for whom I would make wishes come true...

Fisherman's fisherman - two fools got drunk.

oh, I want to go fishing, but I’m sitting here teaching, because otherwise I’ll spend time studying ((

I went to pick mushrooms, I’ll be back after fishing when the gun runs out of cartridges..

The biggest bream was caught by fisherman Ivanov’s wife at 12 noon, because... I forgot to wake my husband up for fishing!

Finding a boyfriend is like fishing! Until you catch something worth so much shit you have to fish it out = R.

Hiking without beer is... It's like fishing without booze...

One day the Chukchi were asked: “Chukchi, do you want to become an Honorary Academician of the USSR Academy of Sciences?” The Chukchi thought and said: - However, good! For even numbers - an academician, for odd numbers - to catch fish.

- Take me!!! - Where? - Wherever you want. - Well, I don’t know, you said yourself that you can’t stand fishing...

The wife gathers her husband for fishing: - Kitty, bring a big trout. If there is no trout in the store, buy carp.

– Girls, today I’m going fishing, Max will be there! – You definitely need “Always Black”! - Yes?! And I, fool, dug up worms...

After drinking a glass of vodka, the fisherman cast his fishing rod. Completely abandoned...

A man returning from fishing meets a friend. - How did you go? - Normal... - What did you catch this time? - It’s okay, we decided not to take the women...

They never lie so much as before the elections, after fishing and before sex.

If a woman is as cold as a fish, a man should be as patient as a fisherman!..

Fishing was in full swing - it was hard to distinguish the bait from the snack!

Of course, I’m not a goldfish, but you’re not the fisherman for whom I would make wishes come true...))

People lie most before a war, during elections and after fishing.

Dad asks mom - Katya, buy me a fisherman's magazine. Mom walks into the kiosk and says, girl, girl, do you have a newspaper, man, man?

The main thing is going fishing!! Don’t forget your fishing rod =)) Well, don’t get lost =)

The wife is cleaning her fiftieth fish in the kitchen and says to her fisherman husband: Honey, I beg you: drink vodka while fishing!!!

Wife to husband: - Are you going fishing for a long time? - No, Vitek only took two bottles.

For Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things...

– When we go fishing, we buy vodka, and when we return, we buy fish.

We, Russians, are the only people who can go fishing - and catch a squirrel...

Fisherman to hunter: - Well, no fluff or feather! - And you - fuck, not fish!

Now I don’t drink sambuca, I don’t go to discos, I don’t smoke expensive cigarettes, now I just do it the way you do it... gin, fishing and speed... breakneck speed...

You're a sailor - I'm a sailor, you're a fisherman - I'm a fisherman, we're not good at role-playing and we're not good at imagination.

Lekha can tell you how he went fishing and killed a moose there!.. Sanya can tell how he went fishing and confused the moose with his girlfriend!.. Vasya can tell how he went fishing and fucked a moose there, and they will believe him more than anyone: ))

Again the beloved went fishing... The truth is that the beloved still doesn’t know)... But he left anyway...((

A fisherman sits by the river in winter, his hat lies next to him on the ice, his ears are white from the frost. Another fisherman passes by and says: “Are you stunned, put on a hat, you’ll catch a cold!” - Yeah, right now, yesterday they offered vodka, but I didn’t hear it.

The wife says to her husband: - Tie me up and do whatever you want with me!... The husband tied up his wife and... GOING FISHING!

We are the only people who can go fishing and catch... a squirrel...

- Cinderella, get ready, we're going to the ball. - Fuck it, that means we're not going fishing anymore...

The longer the angler’s arms, the less faith there is in his stories.

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing has no idea what kind of patient man she married.

The largest fish caught are always the ones that come off the hook.

Of all living things, fish grow the fastest, especially fish that have already been caught.

After all, the fisherman is the first to bite the worm. Fishing is not a diagnosis, not a disease, not imprisonment, but for life.

In the absence of fish and a tadpole - catfish.

The best antidepressant is fishing. Fisherman's Creed.

Give me some support, I’ll place my fishing rod there.

Fishermen are easy to identify: due to the often shown size of the fish they catch, their arms are much longer than usual.

Once a hunter and a fisherman met and let’s show off their trophies. The fisherman, of course, won. Any fish the size of outstretched arms is much more honorable than an elk of the same size.

The fish is small and the fish soup is sweet.

The fish doesn't bite because it doesn't have a beak...

The number of baits taken for fishing is inversely proportional to the variety of fish caught.

Work is a way not to get bored between fishing trips.

The most catchy lure will still remain in the store.

Creating the appearance of fishing is included in the price of the fishing tour.

A mirror carp usually reflects the fisherman's contented face.

Paid ponds fall into two categories: “Fuck it, I’m paying for it” and “Well, it’s worth it.”

Beer is the greatest invention. A wheel, of course, is also okay, but a wheel with a fish is still not that...

Many unresolved issues can be resolved if you forget about them and go fishing.

Fishing requires little passion - you need gear.

You can see a chatterbox by his words, and a fisherman by his catch.

Any fish is good if it catches the bait.

On a fresh worm and a fish on a hook.

Bad tackle won't let you rest.

A real fisherman does not catch fish, but luck.

Once again I am convinced that you won’t even find a pond without effort.

Fishing is like being in a bathhouse - there are no bosses, everyone is equal.

Fishing should be quiet.

There must be fish when fishing.

The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability. How thoughtful.

A good fisherman is not looking for a convenient place, but a fishy one.

Oh, if only a fish clung to a hook like a wife clings to a fishing rod!

Theorist, practitioner and ordinary fisherman. Theorist - knows how and what to catch, but cannot catch anything. A practitioner - he catches fish, but does not know why it bites him. An ordinary fisherman combines theory and practice - he can’t catch anything and doesn’t know why!

A student lives from session to session, and a fisherman lives from Friday to Sunday.

Don't have somewhere to stay the night? - Come fishing with an overnight stay.

The old man's troubles began from the moment he told the old woman that he had caught a goldfish. Moral: if you catch something, keep quiet!"

Working with thoughts about the upcoming fishing is much more pleasant than fishing with thoughts about the upcoming work.

Still, it’s good when the family has common interests... He loves fishing, and she loves it when he’s fishing.

A man is a creature that can wait three hours straight for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed.

The hook is blunt and the cage is empty.

Ruffy in the hand, and fragrant in the ear.

Personally, I love strawberries and cream, but for some reason fish prefer worms. That's why when I go fishing, I don't think about what I love, but about what the fish love. Dale Carnegie.

001. “If fishing hadn’t been so calming, I would have killed everyone long ago...”
002. “Size and spinning test - confirmation of manhood...”
003. “The worst fishing is better than at home!”
004. “Don’t make me laugh, otherwise my tip is shaking! (Looking blankly at the spinning rod)"
005. “The most catchy lure will still remain in the store.”
006. “Does a fisherman need much on Akhtuba? The Orthodox list is enough."
007. “No matter how many spinners you have, someone else’s box is still more catchy!”
008. “No matter how you prepare for fishing, the fish will be caught in the wrong place, and not with what you’re fishing for...”
009. “It’s better not to weigh a big fish, otherwise it will lose half its weight.”
010. “If you yourself are ready to eat your bait, then the fish “IT” will definitely not eat!”
011. “If you want your gear to serve you longer, then just don’t take it fishing”
012. “So that the buoy stands and the boats float! (Mikhail Evdokimov)"
013. “Fishing is life! Work and family are hobbies. (John Springer)"
014. “The big fish is the one you caught, the rest are small.”
015. “Fishing is like football.. Sometimes we take it, sometimes it takes us.. More often than not.”
016. “Bite is a fickle, unpredictable and... difficult to prove thing.....”
017. “Only those fishermen who have no wit speak the truth. (Dostoevsky)"
018. “I have yet to meet a spinner who cares what people say about him
floaters. (Bulatovich)"
019. “In a real fisherman there is hidden a child who wants to play. (Nietzsche)"
020. “Every obstacle to fishing only strengthens the desire for it. (Shakespeare)"
021. “Cast a spoon and you will see where the wind is blowing. (Selden)"
022. "The only way to get rid of thoughts about fishing is to go fishing."
023. “Nothing confuses concepts about fishing more than the recognition of authorities. (Tolstoy)"
024. “Great is the fisherman who makes his listeners forget about the details. (Bernard)"
025. “It is not the original fisherman who imitates anyone, but the one whom no one
able to imitate. (Chateaubriand)"
026. “In fishing, any doctrine is an alibi with which the fisherman tries to justify his own limitations. (Camus)"
027. “Never speak disrespectfully about a spinner.
He is criticized only by those who are not given the opportunity to catch him. (Wilde)"
028. “Nature has given us a short life, but the memory of wonderful fishing is eternal. (Cicero)"
029. “He who has seen fishing can say that he has seen life. (Bucharsky)"
030. “Women inspire us to fish, but they prevent our inspiration from being realized. (Wilde)"
031. “Being a fisherman nowadays is very expensive. (Harrington)"
032. “A fisherman who can be understood is no longer a fisherman. (Maugham)"
033. “The best way to help fishermen is to become one of them. (Hancock)"
034. “Whoever buys extra gear eventually sells the necessary ones. (Franklin)"
035. “Nowhere do you feel the futility of people’s hopes so strongly as when fishing. »
036. “The best cure for fishing is fishing. (Gentle)"
037. “Being a fisherman is bad because it takes up all your time. (Koning)"
038. “You can see a real fisherman even when he is naked. (Lec)"
039. “The one who said “stupid as a spinner” apparently does not know trollers. (Waldorf)"
040. “Fishing is the main of the great religions of the world. (Beers"
041. “You can’t become a good fisherman without a certain amount of stupidity. (Nightingel)"
042. “What is required of a fisherman, first of all, is patience, courage is a secondary matter. (Napoleon)"
043. “Fishing is just like the Boy Scouts, but the Scouts are supervised (Johnson) by adults. (Clark)"
044. “If there were no fishermen, they should have been invented... (Zangwill)”
045. “A fisherman needs a good memory and a firm belief in the lack of memory of others. (Ipohorskaya)"
046. “He mastered spinning, but in a particularly perverted form. (Vansovich)"
047. “A real fisherman is always a fisherman, even when fishing. (Genin)"
048. “It’s not enough to go fishing, you also have to get a job there. (Yablonsky)"
049. “Nowadays there are two types of fish - either cunning or dead. (Rigo)"
050. “A good fisherman is ashamed even in front of a fish. (Chekhov)"
051. “You can resist anything, but not fishing. (Rousseau)"
052. “With a spinning rod and a fish finder, you can have much more success, (Johnson) than with just a spinning rod. (Al Capone)"
053. “All vices are opposite to virtues and only fishing comes into contact with them.”
054. “Fishing is a noble passion. (Lichtenberg)"
055. “Fishing is just a dream, but its expectation is reality. (Voltaire)"
056. “Everyone has the right to fish in his own way. (Horace)"
057. “The highest pleasure is to catch a fish that others think you cannot catch. (Bagejot)"
058. “Fishing is like spring water - the more you drink, the thirstier you become. (Schopenhauer)"
059. “Lures exist for the purpose of wasting them. (Marx)"
060. “Fishing is better the less harm it causes. (Hugo)"
061. “Whoever wants to go fishing must prepare for it. (Machiavelli)"
062. “Everything will pass...this fishing will pass too. (Solomon)"
063. “One should look at a day spent fishing as a small life.”
064. “Even the smartest fisherman finds it difficult to answer stupid questions. (Chilon)"
065. “Trolling, invented for mediocre fishermen who are mediocre in spinning.”
066. “There is no doubt that the best endeavors come from people who are sincerely passionate about fishing. (Bacon)"
067. “I fish - that means I exist. (Descartes) (or Kant?)"
068. “Fishing is not a herring that can be pickled for many years to come. (Goethe)"
069. “The sign of a fisherman’s true dignity is that even his envious people are forced to praise him. (La Rochefoucauld)"
070. “Great fish are caught with great gear. (Herzen)"
071. “If instead of the word “spinning” you start saying “trolling”, then you are getting old. (Khochinsky)"
072. “Fishing is an exercise in madness. (Pythagoras)"
073. “Fishing, like any madness, has its own logic. (Shakespeare)"
074. “Fishing is the secret of the world. The world is the secret of fishing. (Koltsov)"
075. “Fishing is a completely reliable means when you need to reduce your mind.”
076. “There has never been a single great fisherman without an admixture of madness. (Aristotle)"
077. “Fishing is a state of mind…. you can get used to it. (Seneca)"
078. “Where all the fishermen are, the non-fishermen look like freaks. (Balzac)"
079. “The fisherman has more suspicions, the less he knows. (F. Bacon)"
080. “Understanding fishing is the beginning of agreement (B. Spinoza)”
081. “It’s better to learn too much about fishing than to learn nothing”
082. “False knowledge in fishing is more dangerous than ignorance. (B. Shaw)"
083. “Fishermen of all cities and villages - unite!!!”
084. “They polluted the entire shore with donks! (Butch)"
085. “Fishing is like a naughty woman. He winks at a dozen men, rewards one... "
086. “Work is a way not to get bored between fishing trips”
087. “And in order to catch with a jig, you need your hands to shake properly.”
088. “Fishing is what it is, and nothing more!”
089. “On the computer’s keyboard there are APs next to each other - it’s probably not in vain...”
090. “Fishing is equality. (Pythagoras)"
091. “A fisherman is a person who knows everything about fish... and yet loves to catch them.”
100. “Unselfish friendship is possible only between fishermen with the same income.”
101. “Fishermen friends help us live, but prevent us from working. (Tadeusz Kotarbiński)"
102. “Never judge a fisherman by his friends. Even among poachers, they are impeccable.”
103. “The difference between spinning fishermen and other fishermen: there are a lot of drunk people here, there are few sober ones there. (Vasily Klyuchevsky)”
104. “All the labors of a fisherman are for his mouth, but his soul is not satisfied. (Ecclesiastes)”
105. "It's not a sin to deceive a fish. (Daniel Defoe)"
106. “A fisherman is the same as any other person, only to a greater extent. (Arnold Forster)”
107. “Where there are two fishermen, there are three opinions. (Ancient Hebrew saying)”
108. "Every country has the fishermen it deserves. (Karl Franzos)"
109. "Tell me what you are catching and I will tell you who you are. (Briya-Svaren)"
110. “When there are big troubles, I deny myself everything except fishing. (Oscar Wilde)”
111. "The harder the silicone, the softer the jig head. (Thiessen Rule)"
112. “Catching a lot of fish is harmful, but catching too little is boring. (A. Karabchievsky)”
113. "Why catch fish? So that you want to catch fish again. (Raymond Chandler)"
114. “The more impractical a fisherman is, the more greedy he is for small discounts.”
115. “A fisherman while fishing thinks about this and that, but still more often about that.”
116. “A fisherman always has sinful good desires. (Stanislav Lec)”
117. “When you finally catch what you wanted, it turns out that it’s not what you wanted at all. (G. Stein)”
118. "The influence of women on fishermen during the bite is very low. (Mikhail Zhvanetsky)"
119. “No matter how bad spinners think about wormers, any wormer thinks even worse about them. (Nicola Chamfort)”
120. "There are two ways to catch a big fish, but no one knows them. (Frank Hubbard)"
121. “Only a few people understand a beginning fisherman. Even fewer understand a famous one. (Pablo Picasso)”
122. "Fishing is not as simple as you think. It is simpler. (Arthur Schopenhauer)"
123. “It doesn’t matter how bad you are at fishing, as long as you fish differently than others. (George Moore)”
124. “Anything can happen when fishing, but not everyone gets it. (Kirill Kyudov)”
125. “Fishing is outrageous when you think about it and wonderful when you live it.”
126. “The golden rule of fishing is that there are no golden rules in fishing.”
127. "The norm in fishing is something that is very rare. (Somerset Maugham)"
128. "Life is too short to troll. (Richard Porson)"
129. “Living from fishing for fishing is the true art. (Wladislav Grzeszczyk)”
130. "A fisherman is a neurotic who is constantly treated by fishing. (Lee Simonson)"
140. “It’s the nature of fishing: the fisherman cannot suffer alone.” (Hans Keller)
141. “The first thing a worm needs is a strong ass. (Ludvik Bazylev)”
142. “Ultimately, trollers and spinners are equal - just not always, not everywhere and not in everything. (Vladislav Grzegorczyk)”
143. “An angler is a man who not only knows all the answers, but also works to create new questions. (New Stateman)”
144. “It is more important for a fisherman to speak than to be heard. (Henry Thoreau)”
145."No matter what a fisherman talks about, he always talks about fishing. (Konstantin Melikhan)
146. “Besides fools and roads, there is another problem in Russia - fishermen telling how and where to fish. (Boris Krutier)”
147. “There are as many ways of catching fish as there are fishermen. (Irena Dziedzic)”
148. “A man is a creature that can wait three hours straight for a bite and is unable to wait fifteen minutes for his wife to get dressed. (Robert Orben)”
149. "Fishing is the best excuse for early morning drinking. (Jimmy Cannon)"
150. "Fishing is the most labor-intensive way to relax. (Edgar Howe)"
151. "When fish are caught one after another, then fishing turns into work. (Gen-As)"
152. “All fishermen are equal, but spinners are more equal than others. (George Orwell)”
153. “I lose all interest in fish after I catch it. (Mikhail Bozheskov)”
154. “I love it when it bites. (V. Tretyak)”
155. “Every road leads to... fly fishing.

For lack of fish and cancer there is fish, but for hopelessness and passage there is an outcome.

The only predictable thing about fishing is unpredictability.
- How thoughtful.

- You killed our fish! “I think she would like to die a long time ago.” - Well, yes! Fishes only dream about this!

If there is no fish, then there is crayfish, but if you muddy it well, then the burbot will not be the last.

Fishing should be quiet.
- When fishing there must be fish.

Fish seeks where it is deeper, and man where it is better, and only the proud live in their territory.

The fish in the sea act like people on earth: the big ones eat the small ones.

What a fish! Where did you get it? Is it really in the store?
- In the shop! Now there is no such thing in the seas. Today I inspected one fishing base.
- Did you give it as a gift?
- He takes everything from them there.
- You offend me, girl. Caught it myself!

A person spends his whole life looking for where it is better, but ultimately ends up where it is deeper. Which proves the kinship between humans and fish.

People think fish are brainless. I always knew that this was not true, because fish know when to be silent, but people are fools. The fish already knows everything, so it doesn’t need to think.

You know, I've never seen a fish lie or swim in shit like people do...

I always loved fish, but I never thought that someday a fish would love me.

When the fish becomes an adult, the eye moves from one side to the other... Perhaps this is a sign of maturity. This shows that they have gone through difficult times.
- What times?
- Those that separate children from parents.

Headless fish rot faster.

Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we need to learn to live on earth like people.

A fish that sees a hook in every worm will not live long. Zbigniew Cholodiuk

- I don't eat fish.
- Why?
- Fish pee in the sea.
- Like children.
- I don’t eat children either.

For a person there is nothing more natural than work; a person is born for it, like a bird for flying and a fish for swimming.


And the fish splashes in the river, in silence that lasts forever. Roland Robinson

To swim against the current, a fish must be strong; even a dead fish can swim with the current.

Personally, I love strawberries and cream, but for some reason fish prefer worms. That's why when I go fishing, I don't think about what I like, but about what the fish like. Dale Carnegie

I'll tell you a story about my fish. This is fish #641 in my entire life. My parents bought me my first fish to teach me how to love and care for someone else. 640 fish later, all I know is that everything you love will die. Chuck Palahniuk

Fish swim, birds fly, but until you bake them.

Many people think that I just count fish, but that's not true. I look at her, look into her soul, read her thoughts, and then let her into my dreams.

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Real fishermen know that fishing is not only the process of catching fish. First of all, for a real man, fishing is relaxation, an opportunity to be alone with oneself or to be in the company of fellow lovers, to chat about interesting topics. I personally know many businessmen who combine business with pleasure: with their partners, it is while fishing that they solve the most important and fundamentally significant business issues.

Fishing is something completely indescribable. So, on a river or lake you can sometimes hear something that later the phrase comes into use, becomes popular and continues to “live” for many years. For example, what is the value of the phrase: “It was biting yesterday and tomorrow.” I think many people have heard it. And moreover, this phrase can be safely used in everyday life, at work, when at the moment something either isn’t working out or you don’t want to do it. Now, I could have done this yesterday, or I will do it tomorrow... but not today. And if you try to remember where this saying came from, most likely, you will see a picture of complete lack of bite, when one of the fishermen suddenly unexpectedly and spontaneously gave out this opus.

Fishing is creativity, and creativity is not only in the ability to catch in a more sophisticated and “cunning” way, but also in the creativity of the mind. Not in vain, L.P. Sabaneev wrote in his book that “Time spent fishing does not count towards life.” Such pure thoughts, such an impulse of the soul and such depth of coverage. This is the Russian soul.

I wondered what beautiful sayings, proverbs and sayings about fishing actually exist. After scouring the Internet, I realized that “our land is rich in talents,” so I will try to cite in my article only those proverbs about fishing that, it seems to me, are not yet very well known, and which I regularly use myself, making others happy:

  1. It was biting yesterday and... it will be biting tomorrow
  2. Fish soup without a ruff is like soup without potatoes
  3. It seems to be biting, but it seems like it’s time to go home
  4. When going fishing, the main thing is not to forget your fishing rods
  5. Slippery like burbot
  6. Wise as a catfish
  7. Fast like a pike
  8. Striped sailor (this is how nimble children are sometimes called, comparing them with perch fry)
  9. The water smells like grass - you'll be big with fish
  10. The sun is beating down on your head, the fish in the pool are all asleep
  11. I spat on the worm with relish, it calmed my soul
  12. There can never be too many worms
  13. Bloodworm is the head of everything
  14. Ate canned food while fishing, don't expect a bite
  15. If you release the fry, you will get a carp
  16. If he lets go of the fry, it means he’s a man
  17. Give half the bread to the fish
  18. When it doesn’t bite, the dough runs out faster (the fisherman eats it, especially children)
  19. Big duckweed for big fish
  20. Wake up early - catch more
  21. If you see a bite, show some skill
  22. I hurried to hook and feed the fish
  23. Whoever is in a hurry to hook will not see the fish
  24. Self-control and a keen eye are just right for a fisherman
  25. Tied a “bugger” hook - forget about the crucian carp
  26. The pot is washed with sand, the fish are caught wisely
  27. The fish is not a fool, the fisherman is not a simpleton
  28. A simple fisherman always has a pure soul
  29. When it bites, you don’t notice the mosquitoes
  30. A fisherman may not smoke for hours while the fish is playing with his tackle.
  31. It bites when you turn away for a minute
  32. The fisherman is fishing, the fish is resting.
  33. The feeder is silent - the fisherman is sleeping
  34. Turned away for a moment - the float had already surfaced
  35. Cut it sharply - a beard cannot be avoided
  36. The worm squirms, the perch gags with saliva
  37. In winter on the ice in a pea coat, warmer than on the beach
  38. Winter fishing is the business of real men
  39. I drilled a hundred holes and removed my belly
  40. Perch loves to be searched for
  41. The fisherman's reward is pleasant company
  42. It should bite...
  43. The fisherman thinks with his head, but the fish thinks with his scales
  44. The fish floats up - save the pond
  45. The fishing rod is not….to drag the fish vertically
  46. Didn't cook it right, got a worm
  47. Every fish has its own nook
  48. I hooked a lure on a log and let the fish grow
  49. Rotan is so scary, but beautiful in a dish
  50. A kopeck saves the ruble, but a ruff saves your ear
  51. From ear ruff, from pike - cutlets (in the sense that everything in this life has its purpose)
  52. Returned without fish - nonsense, arrived drunk - trouble
  53. Lake and river - happiness for a fisherman
  54. If the fish bite, it means it will be a good year
  55. Every mouthful has its own perch
  56. A fisherman's dream is to catch a bast bream
  57. Every fisherman has his own story
  58. A fisherman being a braggart is a normal phenomenon
  59. The fisherman lied and reeled in a couple of kilos
  60. Cancer is also a fish (when there is no bite)
  61. It's better to go get rotan than sit at the computer
  62. The more holes you drill, the more fish you get
  63. Fishing is only good... (usually said)
  64. When it bites, a beard appears (law)
  65. I caught myself on a hook - don’t yawn at forty
  66. Make noise on the shore - you feed the midges
  67. Keep quiet - you'll catch a fish tank full
  68. While the fish is in the water, it has not yet been caught
  69. Autumn, wind, cold, rain - will you go for burbot?
  70. Burbot loves the cold, and the lady loves warmth
  71. There is a crust of ice near the shore - it's time to catch burbot
  72. Burbot is not a fool, he is waiting for cold weather
  73. The fisherman is not afraid of cold weather

I cited just some sayings and phrases that I heard myself. If you analyze all the available literature, you can write a book dedicated specifically to fishing tales, stories and sayings. Write down interesting thoughts and phrases you hear about fishing, years later, it’s very interesting to re-read them and remember pleasant moments. All the best to you.