Astrologers have long compiled their own characteristics of both the advantages and disadvantages of representatives of different zodiac signs. And if you know what negative character traits are inherent in, say, Cancer, then perhaps this will help you get around the rough edges in communication.

Once we get to know a person, we begin to gradually recognize him. It’s clear that, first of all, we are shown exclusively positive character traits. And suddenly, completely unexpectedly, something opens up that you don’t even know how to react. Of course, you want to know about the shortcomings in advance. Astrologers have long compiled a list of certain negative character traits of all zodiac signs. Just don't take it seriously. After all, stars can joke too.

ARIES

If you meet an Aries on your way, then be prepared that this person can express everything directly to the forehead, without hiding anything. And you yourself cannot hide from him - if he wants to get it, he will certainly get it. What other desires do you have, what personal space is there? Aries will break into your room in the middle of the night with a nonsense problem and will sincerely be perplexed - why are they looking at him askance? It has long been known about Aries that they break through any walls with their foreheads, well, that’s right, the head is not created to think with it, you need to eat with it. By the way, about food. Aries know that they are simple-minded and like to pretend to be such gourmets and connoisseurs of all sorts of delights. Let them tell themselves fairy tales about how they love deflope and blue cheese - don’t believe it! The same applies to fashion, art, films and theater productions. You look at Aries at some premiere - his teeth are churning from boredom, but everyone is still there, chasing the image of an intellectual. In love, Aries resembles a natural disaster. Having received what he wanted - be it a loved one, a toy, a position, Aries instantly loses interest in all this and rushes headlong further, looking for new adventures for his fillet and having found them, joyfully and enthusiastically steps on the same rake again and again.

CALF

The fact that Taurus never rushes (to conclusions) is clear to many after the very first minutes of communication. But this is only an appearance. Taurus may sleep with his eyes open during a conversation or deliver remarks at random. And all because the topic is not interesting to him, that is, it does not directly concern him personally. Your Taurus friend will be cute, sleepy and fluffy until his interests are touched. Here everyone will immediately see how a soft and kind little chick turns into an angry buffalo. And no red rags are needed - just try to take the last cookie from the plate that Taurus has set his sights on. Sitting then on the tallest tree in the area, you will have enough time to think about the restraint of Taurus and their generosity. By the way, about soul and matter - Taurus are terrible materialists. And they love money unselfishly. Anyone who tries to do business with Taurus can see how selfless it is. Employers shudder nervously at the mere mention of Taurus - not only will such a person not overwork, but he will also demand all the allotted vacation pay, bonuses, maternity pay, as well as the 13th and 14th salary. In love, Taurus is a romantic and idealist. He can devour you with a languid gaze for years, but he will be either lazy or scared to approach you. To push Taurus to a love attack, a good kick - in the form of a potential rival or suitor - won't hurt.

TWINS

The fact that Geminis are famous talkers and brainwashers is not known only to the lazy or those who have not encountered them in life. Geminis seem to be created in order to generate and spread rumors, which they sincerely consider to be objective information. Irony, in their understanding, is quite specific humor aimed at pinning away absent friends and acquaintances. At the same time, any self-respecting Gemini looks like an angel without wings. Therefore, when you once again laugh cheerfully at his harsh jokes aimed at a mutual friend, think about it - what does Gemini say about you when you are not around? It’s unlikely that he’ll sing your praises, and you certainly won’t get that from him. Sometimes there is complete confusion in Gemini's head - today he says one thing, tomorrow he says something completely different, and he himself does not know what he will say the day after tomorrow. The advice “Sometimes it’s better to chew than talk” was definitely created by someone who suffered from Gemini’s talkativeness. But even quite reserved Geminis (and there are some, yes!) can surprise, especially in the love sphere. How do you like this idea - to have several love affairs at the same time and conduct psychological experiments on naive girls (or boys)? Sigmund Freud is just nervously smoking on the sidelines!

CANCER

What Cancer comes up with in his head no psychoanalyst will be able to unravel, and if he tries, Cancer will most likely be mortally offended. There are sacred words for any Cancer - these are “mine”, “personal”, “property”. Therefore, Cancers will protect their property and their personal lives with equal frenzy. Cancers are so original! They can ignore something really rude addressed to them, and become mortally offended by an innocent remark. By the way, speaking of grievances, it is almost impossible to understand what Cancer was offended by. You can guess on cards, on coffee grounds, on beans - the result is the same, you will hit the sky with your finger. Cancer just hasn’t figured it out yet - there will always be a reason to pout at you for, it won’t be a matter of that. In love, Cancers are eerily mysterious - either they love-they-cannot-love, overpowering the object of passion with calls and wrapping pink snot around their fists, or they cold-bloodedly cheat with those who are wealthier and stronger in terms of character.

A LION

Anyone who meets a Leo in society is usually enchanted - what a darling, charmer and charmer! Attention! This is a demo version. Everyone is pleased to admire the handsome Leo performing solo at the party. But, don’t forget – admire only from a distance! If such an instance approaches and enters your life, it will be a disaster - first of all, for you. Have you heard the words - despot, tyrant? So, this is all about him. To subjugate a loved one or friend to their will, Leos use everything - threats, breaking dishes and furniture. Remember that Leo strives to fill all the space with himself, so the only thing left is to either give him everything or drive him into a reservation. True, in this case, the relationship or friendship with Leo will clearly not last. To say that in love Leos pull the blanket over themselves is to say nothing. You will communicate with whomever Leo says, go where he is interested and live his life.

VIRGO

Those who believe that Virgos are harmless, kind, meek and modest creatures, oh, how mistaken they are. This is just an appearance! Such a modest daisy will easily shave off anyone who carelessly decides to cross the path of her or her loved ones. In career matters, Virgo's disinterested appearance regularly deceives the vigilance of competitors. While they are running, like wounded squirrels in a wheel, it somehow turns out imperceptibly that it is Virgo who becomes the boss. Sleight of hand and no fraud! From time to time, a poem comes over Virgos, and they suddenly become kind and generous, but, as a rule, it doesn’t last long. Virgos are terribly thrifty, and have great difficulty parting with both money and spiritual energy. The most difficult thing in love is to get a Virgo; this sign is really not inclined towards marriage. But then you can relax afterwards - Virgo will selflessly and freely correct you with criticism, teach you about life and polish a diamond like you, but she won’t get away from you.

SCALES

Libras are romantic and sweet, but with strangers and strangers. Therefore, it is better for them to remain that way. Once Libra gets to know you better, where does everything come from? Or rather, where does everything disappear - gallantry, politeness, attentiveness! Libras can resemble unsweetened candy in a very beautiful package: upon closer acquaintance, they reveal stubbornness, self-centeredness, whims, and mood swings. A special bummer threatens lovers who are seduced by Libra’s sexy appearance. Under the sexy wrapper is a cold careerist or careerist, with sudden mood swings, obsessed with achieving his personal goals. Anyone who has seriously fallen in love with Libra should know that they are also mercantile, so marriage of convenience is not uncommon for them, but rather the rule. True, we should give them their due, Libra has their own code of honor, which they do not violate - since they promised to be together in sickness and health, in poverty and wealth, in sorrow and joy, they will have to hide - gritting their teeth and through “not Can".

SCORPION

Astrologers responsibly declare that the sexual capabilities of Scorpios are greatly exaggerated! Most likely, by the Scorpios themselves. Being a slow, fixed sign, Scorpios are leisurely in developing relationships. The fire in them flares up slowly, but just as slowly goes out. That is, the object of Scorpio’s love can long ago leave for someone else, get married and give birth to children, and Scorpio will continue to call and breathe into the phone, lie in wait at the entrance and offer to “start all over again.” Once you give up and answer “yes”, before you know it, you’ll be sitting in his kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, cooking a pot of borscht according to his mom’s favorite recipe. Such a development of relationships is clearly intended for an amateur, so Scorpios live in anticipation of such a shot. Both at work and at home, Scorpios do only what they themselves consider necessary. Concerns about daily bread and everyday life often fall on the shoulders of Scorpio spouses, so it is better to connect your life only with Scorpios - hereditary princes or oligarchs.

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius' enthusiasm and optimism greatly helps them cope with various problems and difficulties that they have created for themselves. Sagittarius is a typical shoemaker without boots, this is the case when the fat one teaches how to lose weight, the poor one teaches how to get rich and the childless one teaches how to raise children. The mystery is that he teaches, as a rule, successfully! Getting a Sagittarius is as easy as shelling pears - pretend that you need to learn something from him and that's it, it's all in the bag. It’s enough just to nod from time to time and say: “Yes?”, “Really?”, “I would never think of that.” If Sagittarius is not a professional teacher, then he harasses his family and work colleagues, teaching everyone everything. Possessing, moreover, a healthy conceit, Sagittarius is never able to suspect how tired they are of everyone around them. In addition, Sagittarians are so unbearably kind, they rush to help so willingly that no one simply dares to open their eyes to them. Fortunately for those around them, most representatives of this sign love change, so their jobs, colleagues, wives and husbands change with a certain periodicity.

CAPRICORN

This sign seems to be created in order to eternally prepare for something important and global in their life. They even go to the store with the same attitude as others when they storm the Winter Palace. Capricorns are rarely happy with their fate: they either rushed to be born, or were late, or it would have been better for them not to have been born at all. Realists and pessimists Capricorns are, nevertheless, as naive as children in some matters. It seems to them, for example, that if you plan your whole life correctly, you will end up with - well, if not fame, then at least fame. Thank God, Capricorns do not have the patience to follow their own deceitful plans, but no one stops them from being sad and depressed about what did not happen in their lives. Over the years, when youthful idealism evaporates, Capricorns turn into cheerful and optimistic old men and women. They finally begin to live one day at a time, and their spouses for once receive bouquets of flowers and romantic gifts - if, of course, they live to see this happy day.

AQUARIUS

Aquarians are real aliens, and those who do not seem like such are simply successfully disguised. Almost every Aquarius has his own “thing”, sometimes it is hidden, and sometimes not. Someone photographs UFOs, someone deduces a formula for money by playing all possible games of chance, someone invents a time machine, someone comes up with a super-successful business. Aquarius selects friends and loved ones from among like-minded people. But if everything is clear with friends - they are enthusiasts like himself, then with loved ones not everything is so transparent. The Aquarius love boat often breaks down in everyday life. After some time, it turns out that what a loved one means by family is not a joint “invention of the wheel” or a journey with Aquarius through the Altai taiga in search of “places of power.” The only thing that sometimes reconciles Aquarius with family life is children. Most Aquarians cherish in the depths of their souls the dream that someday their children will continue their work and discover a Bigfoot den in the forests of the Moscow region or find the treasures of the Romanov family in an abandoned sewer.

FISH

It must be said in fairness - individuals born under the sign of Pisces and freely related to moral standards are found more often than under other signs of the Zodiac. Those of them who swim against the tide, at least, do not pretend to be saints, but honestly push towards their goal, demolishing everything in their path like a tsunami wave. The strong intuition and energy of Pisces allows them to instantly “read” the situation and make the right moves. Fortunately, there are not many such Pisces, otherwise mere mortals would not be able to resist their hypnotic charm and magical magnetism. Much more common are lovers of secret adultery, “underground” millionaires, as well as mystics, fortune tellers and clairvoyants. At first glance, these are good spouses, friends, colleagues and parents, but what they really think about their lives, fortunately, is a mystery shrouded in darkness. A self-respecting Pisces will never admit to cheating, even if caught red-handed, she will say that everything is wrong and you imagined everything. Pisces will say the same thing if she is accused of some other unseemly act. Before you know it, you will find yourself to blame for everything, and Pisces will still heartily console you and ask you not to worry and not to blame yourself for everything.

There are no ideal people. Few would dare to argue with this truth. However, we need shortcomings like air, because they force us to work on ourselves. And if we are aware of the presence of weaknesses in our character, then we know in which direction we need to work. Today we will talk about the shortcomings of representatives of the zodiac circle.

Aries

Aries have a hot temperament and impulsiveness. A straightforward and absurd character makes representatives of this sign speak first, and only then think. Try to refrain from uttering rash words, especially if you are speaking to someone in a raised voice. It doesn't hurt you to learn diplomatic techniques.

Taurus

Here we have another stubborn zodiac sign. However, Taurus more often direct their stubbornness not at the outside world, but at themselves. They are afraid to feel sorry for themselves and do not know what self-indulgence is. This is great when you are busy with work from morning to evening, but you should not forget about rest. Do not ignore the care of loved ones, they act in your interests.

Twins

Your disadvantage is your strength. On the one hand, the analytical mind helps in the professional field, but on the other hand, the desire to see the truth greatly irritates family members and friends. It sounds like you don't want to hear the phrase "I beg to differ with you!" But having intelligence cannot insure you against mistakes. You are not as perfect as you think.

Cancer

The disadvantage of Cancer is excessive emotionality. Most representatives of this sign are too committed to family values. However, having created their own family, they continue to compare with their own parents. If Cancer's childhood was cloudless, he experiences a strong attachment to his mom and dad. Not every spouse can withstand this competition. If there were problems in your relationship with your parents, then hatred of the past poisons your life.

a lion

You are too fixated on the attention of others. This can destroy you, because you are not able to see flattery behind the praise. It's easy to cloud your brain with fancy words. This means that you can easily become a victim in behind-the-scenes intrigues or be used by someone for selfish purposes. Learn to evaluate yourself correctly.

Virgo

Representatives of this sign are obsessed with total control. This makes life very difficult for them and those around them. Realize that your day won't be ruined if you don't sort your documents in alphabetical order. Allow chaos to invade your life at least occasionally.

Scales

Libra's biggest drawback is their indecisiveness. Yes, they are trying to weigh the pros and cons, but sometimes delay can be like death. In addition, you tend to suppress emotions and pay too much attention to little things.

Scorpion

Scorpio's weak point is the unwillingness to hear a refusal. This is why you are so accustomed to childish behavior and whims. But if you don’t like something, you shouldn’t bang your head against closed doors until you hear the desired word “yes.” Your persistence may turn against you if the doors are much stronger than you think. Understand that if you are rejected, the Earth will not leave orbit. Look better at other, more worthy applicants.

Sagittarius

Representatives of this sign are too attached to their comfort zone. This prevents them from enjoying life to the fullest. Realize that there is a lot of interesting things outside of your little world. Are you really going to sit in your cocoon until the end of your days? It's time for big things!

Capricorn

Unfortunately, hard work doesn't always pay off. But Capricorn is confident in the truth of the saying “What goes around comes around.” He works tirelessly and forgets about rebooting. Your main misconception is that rest is something of secondary importance. Understand that relaxation is a priority, otherwise your performance will suffer.

Aquarius

Before us is one of the most inconsistent and risky signs of the zodiac. These qualities can turn off the defense mechanism in Aquarius. It seems that trying to take on a dozen things at once is not a wise decision. You're letting your brain run on empty. Reconsider your desire to be ubiquitous and finish at least one project first.

Fish

We will not be surprised that the character of emo people was partially copied from representatives of the Pisces sign. They love to remember emotional experiences and reopen old wounds. If they fall in love, it will definitely be unrequited. Focus on the positive and try to build a relationship with a worthy partner. Stop absorbing negativity from your surroundings.

Aries

Aries is aggressive and primitive. He will go ahead, despite common sense and the obvious senselessness of such actions. Extremely cruel and vindictive. He is very irresponsible about finances and is ready to spend everything on useless trinkets and beer. Representatives of this sign love to lie, brag, and play evil pranks that only make them laugh. Aries suffers from frequent memory lapses, so sometimes they are unable to remember the simplest things.

Taurus

Petty bore. At work, he is often considered an outright suck-up and an informer who is always ready to curry favor with his superiors. The Taurus woman loves to pretend to be a real martyr in front of her children and husband, who does everything possible for the well-being of the family. Taurus simply adore money, so they constantly accumulate and save something. When angry, Taurus is scary, so there is no need to flirt with him or try to piss him off. The Taurus man often becomes a tyrant at home, although at the same time his neighbors and relatives sincerely believe that he is just a darling. Taurus is prone to bodily pleasures, lustful and depraved.

Twins

These are eternal children who completely refuse to grow up and take life seriously. They remain in childhood until death. They love to chat and give a lot of useless advice. They don’t care that no one perceives them; the main thing is the process of constantly pouring from empty to empty. Geminis don't want to exert themselves. Serious work is not for them. It is important for Geminis to constantly be in a state of celebration. They love to have a good walk and simply adore noisy companies and parties, however, it is advisable that no one bothers them with material problems. Geminis are tight-fisted and don't like to spend their money.

An eternal loser and grouch, who most of the time is completely occupied with himself. He loves to get into meaningless arguments and gets incomparable pleasure. A coward in life, but he can strike first, although all this is done solely out of fear. Cancer may pretend to be strong and successful for a while, but in reality they just love solitude and peace.

Leo is very lazy by nature and prone to outright extortion. He has an exaggerated sense of self-esteem. His truly royal manners can cause irreparable damage to the family budget. Leo simply loves to constantly be in the spotlight. The admiring glances of those around him should always be focused on him. Leos tend to take risks, often without reason, so they often get bogged down in debt and countless loans. The reason for all Leo's troubles is his exaggerated sense of self-esteem. Without success, Leo simply cannot imagine his further existence, and not all representatives of this zodiac constellation succeed in rising to the top.

Virgo

A grumpy bore who just loves to nitpick over little things. If you have cast your lot in with a representative of this sign, then get ready to be constantly pestered about things, and often for no reason. In general, one thing can be said with confidence: you definitely won’t have enough nerves. Virgo can unbalance anyone, even a very calm person. Virgo is a recognized master of intrigue, so it is better not to quarrel with her. The revenge of the enraged Virgo is truly terrible: she will destroy her enemies and foes with extreme sophistication and with cold calculation.

Scales

Libras have no ambition at all. It is extremely difficult for them to make responsible decisions and take responsibility. They are unlucky in life, they are simply incapable of broad gestures and impulsive actions. What can I say: Libra is the only inanimate sign in the entire Zodiac, so you can’t expect anything worthwhile from them. Libras are fearful and shift all responsibility onto loved ones. They like to pose as aesthetes and connoisseurs of beauty, although they themselves don’t really understand anything.

Scorpion

If you want to have a terrible enemy, make friends with Scorpio. If he hasn’t managed to do it to you yet, then don’t worry - you still have everything ahead of you. Scorpio will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. They deceive, intrigue, take revenge and hate fiercely. Many Scorpios often cheat on their spouses. These are extremely lustful creatures. If he is polite and courteous with you, it means he needs something from you. Scorpios love to inflict pain, and they themselves also experience pleasure from it.

Sagittarius

Optimism bordering on cretinism. How can you be happy all the time for no apparent reason? From early childhood, a Sagittarius has a bunch of stupid ideas nesting in his head, which he actively tries to impose on others. You can get tired of Sagittarius very quickly. In family life, he is capable of causing his soul mate so much trouble that she will pray to God to grant her at least a week of peace. Sagittarius loves fun and noisy companies with copious libations. This is how he would sit at a set table all his life.

Capricorn

Capricorn is a natural born. He simply cannot coexist with those around him on an equal basis. His constant desire to dominate and suppress makes him cold and hard. In family life, he will begin to find fault with all the little things, demanding perfection in everything. Capricorn is simply unable to laugh at himself. He perceives everything that concerns his precious person extremely painfully. Only brute physical force can be used against him. Capricorn does not shine with intelligence, although most people consider them “stupid”. This is a rare combination of greatness with an inferiority complex.

Aquarius

This comrade is completely out of touch with the realities of life. Listening to his reasoning, you might think that he just fell from the moon. Don't lend him money. He will definitely forget about his debts. Aquarius' promises should not be trusted. His word is worthless. He does not like to work and prefers a penniless but independent existence to long and fruitful work. It always needs to be tightly controlled.

Fish

These are born deceivers and liars. They are used to flooding at every opportunity, sometimes they get confused in their lies, but they always try to get out. They love to weave intrigues, and they always try to get away with it. They cannot be trusted with secrets - they will blurt them out anyway. Pisces are extremely curious and simply adore other people’s stories, where they will definitely try to show off their intelligence, acting as a home-grown psychologist. They are cowardly by nature and will always try to withdraw themselves at the most crucial moment.

Disadvantages of each zodiac sign

And we continue to insist that the Zodiac is the best invention of human civilization. It’s just that, unlike our ancestors, we have forgotten how to cook it correctly. How was it before? “Yes, your honor, I behaved badly, raped women and burned half the continent, but show mercy, I’m still an Aries” - “Ah, Aries... remove the shackles from the poor fellow.”

Each sign has a certain set of shortcomings that you need to remember so as not to cry into your pillow later: “Who would have thought, he was so cute...”.

CAPRICORN

Everything is bad, we are all going to die. I'm a cute Capricorn, and everyone else is a bastard. Who achieved success through bed. Just because we don't know who Gates slept with to become a billionaire doesn't mean he didn't sleep with anyone. He sucked up his Microsoft, don’t go to a fortune teller. It should have been me in his place, but I am too principled. On the other hand, the extreme ambition of successful Capricorns often works in their favor - they become billionaires, and beginning Capricorns hiss at them from under the table, suspecting them of immorality.

AQUARIUS

Don't come near me, you nobodies, you're too noisy. While other signs protect their personal space as much as possible, Aquarians build a thick metaphorical (or even real, for that matter) wall around themselves so that not a single mouse can slip through. For complete happiness, Aquarius needs an uninhabited island with consistently warm weather, the Internet and rare visits from happy children. Inside the metaphorical (or real, yes) wall of Aquarius there are a lot of goodies that make it possible to survive any siege. But the gates open only for the lucky few.

FISH

The author does not indicate the date of birth of Baron Munchausen, but this is unnecessary. We already understand that the end of February is March. Pisces are special demiurges who create an illusory reality, draw those around them into it, and then disappear, leaving those abandoned in bewilderment to pick out shards of rose-colored glasses from their eyes. Generally accepted morality is categorically not suitable for Pisces - they have their own personal moral code, moreover, written in Sanskrit, so that Pisces itself does not always understand what it can and cannot do. But all Pisces will definitely go to heaven - for them, fooling the Apostle Peter is easier than steamed plankton.

ARIES

Aries' ruling planet is Mars, so there will be plenty of action and tears. Not from Aries, of course, but from those around him. For Aries himself, everything will be fine - modern bleaching agents perfectly remove blood from a white coat. If Aries falls in love (and they fall in love all the time), then neither time, nor distance, nor a concrete bunker will stop them from adultery. But a well-fed Aries becomes an ideal partner for life, and the one who waited for him receives a medal “For Patience” and a memorable badge: “We should make nails out of these people.”

CALF

Taurus is very hard-working - he, tirelessly, every day and without getting enough sleep, erects miraculous monuments to his beautiful self. Or man-made monuments, optional. Taurus is the sweetest and most charming creature until you cross his path. And then events will begin to develop so rapidly that you yourself will not understand how it happened that your old mother is waiting in vain for her son to come home. And if Taurus has decided on something, then it is impossible to move it from its place even with the help of a tower crane. Which is extremely convenient for Taurus’s loved ones, and the rest are to blame.

TWINS

Plugging a torn carotid artery with plantain is much easier than plugging up a Gemini telling a story. This fountain is inexhaustible - Gemini is able even at his own funeral to rise from the coffin with the text: “By the way, the joke is on topic! The doorbell rings, a man opens it, and on the threshold is Death with a Grim Reaper.” And he will tell the joke to the end, ignoring the squeals and fainting of those around him. Geminis are fantastically lazy, the only saving grace is that their natural ability to chat about nothing is perfectly monetized, for example, by writing horoscopes in Pics.

CANCER

“This is Solomon Shklyar’s school, a ballroom dancing school, they tell you. Two steps left, two steps right, one step forward and two steps back.” You have listened to the Rakov anthem, you can sit down. This is “one step forward and two steps back” - this is our chitinous everything. The caution and indecision of Cancers is the talk of the town, on the one hand, but a balm on the heart for lovers of stability, on the other. Cancer is even uncomfortable with betrayal. Not for moral reasons, but solely because of paranoia - who knows this mistress, she’s a woman. And for women, as you know, the entrance is a ruble, the exit is three. Well, to hell with it.

A LION

Lev, of course, is smart and adorable, so pretty. When his name is "Simba" and you watch a cartoon about him. In life, he is a tyrant, a despot and a madman with a zero threshold of tolerance for the shortcomings of other people and a penchant for moralizing, pumped up to the level of “God”. A lion sitting in a cage can create the illusion of safety, but the guard, torn to atoms, does not even have time to notice how the illusion has dissipated. Leo is very easy to calculate, even without knowing the date of birth of the counterpart. The specific sign of a real Leo is speaking in complex sentences in which the word “I” occurs in any segment between commas. On the other hand, in our capitalist age, vanity is not a vice, but a powerful career engine. And Dante with his circles of hell is all literature and lies.

VIRGO

Before torturing yourself on the topic: “What’s in my Virgo’s head,” start with something simple - try to understand what’s in the head of a serial killer. Does not work? Moreover, it won’t work with Virgo. If you imagine Virgo as a sweet, slightly old-fashioned creature who embroiders on a hoop and knits a scarf, you will be quite surprised when you find needles under your nails and a knitting needle in your eye. Virgo mimics perfectly in order to get the most delicious, most beautiful, place of the gender and this handsome guy in bed. And he gets it. And whoever didn’t hide is not the Virgin of the wine, it’s you who flapped your ears.

SCALES

What other signs call “manic-depressive psychosis” is called “character traits” by Libra. Patience and perseverance for Libra are incomprehensible funny words from Ozhegov’s thick book. Libra can be passionate about some idea, throw all possible resources at its implementation, involve a bunch of people in the process and... cool down forever, having caught fire with a new idea. Treason for Libra is a completely organic state and does not cause pangs of conscience, because they are not going to destroy the family, therefore, they are not to blame, yeah. But Libras are fantastically charming, and they get away with anything. Q.E.D.

SCORPION

Remember the parable: “take me, turtle, to the other side, I won’t sting you”? But it stung because it was a scorpion. Scorpios are ruthless, vengeful and constantly fall in love with someone for life. But the main problem is that someone always falls in love with Scorpios for life, and much more often than Scorpio himself does. Therefore, they are champions in the number of broken hearts per square kilometer of a love boat. These people sit in Goa and, instead of swimming, with an inexorable hand they expand and expand the ban list in their social networks.

SAGITTARIUS

“Save the Dalmatian puppies, they will drown!!!” Sagittarius has no equal in the “take pity and feed everyone” genre. Therefore, excellent strong ropes curl from Sagittarius, on which, disappointed with the cruelty and lies that reign on the planet, Sagittarians always strive to hang themselves. But they don’t hang themselves, because who, if not me, will save the Far Eastern leopards? Employers love Sagittarius very much, because Sagittarius can be assigned any amount of work, and he won’t even say a word. And he will do everything, be it a carcass or a scarecrow. In general, at first glance, Sagittarius is a sweetheart. How, how... The main problem of those around Sagittarius is his excellent memory. And a complete lack of easygoingness. If in a dark alley a stranger points a gun at you and says: “Remember, you called me a turd in kindergarten?”, then be sure that this is a Sagittarius. This knowledge, of course, will not save you, but you won’t have to, dying, whisper: “Why?”

Text: Alexandra Smilyanskaya

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If you dream of evenings together and watching TV, then Libra is not suitable until this plan is realized. Your partner's life is filled to the brim with parties, travel, and meetings with friends. You need the same urgent need for communication, or at least the ability to trust, so as not to close the door with your chest when he is eager to go for a walk.

Lazy

He is indifferent to disorder and everyday problems. Therefore, if your spouse is alive, you will more than once have to contact the “husband for an hour” service to nail a shelf or fix a faucet. In addition, your man stoically endures financial difficulties and sees no point in improving his living conditions. He is above climbing the career ladder and tearing veins for wealth. Therefore, evaluate wisely whether you need paradise in a hut and a mountain of dirty dishes.

Shows persistence

Whether he wants to achieve you or something else, he will definitely make every effort. He is calculating, patient and a little clingy. Therefore, if he came up with the idea of ​​buying a motorcycle or building a swimming pool at the dacha, then at some point you will allow him to spend all the money, if only he would leave you behind. At critical moments, this character trait evolves into stubbornness, and if you suddenly decide to break up with Libra, then for the next few years he will pursue you and drive away other gentlemen.

Have you ever paid attention to how a man spends his money? He buys himself the best. If he has no funds left in his account, he will take out a loan. At the same time, he is not bothered that you wear old sandals or that your children could not go to summer camp. When it comes to his pleasures, he is selfish.

Doesn't keep promises

It is difficult to rely on your man: he quickly forgets about those castles in the air that he enthusiastically built. It doesn’t matter whether he told you that he would take care of the children or go to a concert with you, at the appointed hour the man will naively blink his eyes and deny his promises. Therefore, no matter what he suggests, do not expect that his fantasies will turn into reality.

Behaves modestly

This, of course, can be considered a virtue, because the Libra man does not brag, does not put himself forward, does not compete with you. He is calm, reasonable and compliant. But because of these behavioral characteristics, he is often manipulated by those around him, whom he cannot directly refuse. Of course, you can be angry when he once again goes to help a friend or stays late at work at the request of a colleague, but your indignation will not change him.

If you delve deeply into the lists of his friends, it turns out that 70% of them are women. Libra is indifferent to them, but he knows how to instantly make a positive impression on them. Try to cope with jealousy, because your man has no intention of cheating on you. The entire host of girlfriends has been gathered in case you leave him - he cannot stand loneliness, so he has prepared his own rear and escape routes.

Loves honesty

And this does not mean at all that he will never deceive you. Most likely, your lie will not go unnoticed by him. And even if it barely reaches microscopic size, it will still cause him a huge wound. Therefore, be careful when you tell him about your upcoming meeting with your friend, but go to a corporate event. He will definitely find out the truth and then reproach you for a long time (you remember that tediousness is his second nature?).

Thinks creatively

His creativity is episodic. But if suddenly it’s covered, everyone hold on. He can paste red wallpaper in your bedroom, buy you a maid costume for role-playing sex games, drag you onto the roof for a romantic dinner, and make kitchen utensils out of plastic bottles. In general, you will have to deal with the consequences of his actions for a long time. It is reassuring that most days of the year laziness is stronger than his fantasies.