Scenario for Doctor's Day “People in white coats. Medical-themed party: a pill for boredom

Is Medical Worker Day just around the corner? Does your department require any numbers for the concert? Do they require any scenes? So take ours medical scenes- and let them calm down!

Sketch about a pharmacy
A visitor enters the pharmacy.
VISITOR: Naphthyzin.
PHARMACIST: Naphthyzine? Naphthyzin... that means I start with “N”... Noshpa!
VISITOR: ...On "A"...
The visitor leaves to think.

Medical skit – “The Naked Cleaning Lady”

WOMAN: Doctor, should I completely undress?
DOCTOR: Yes
WOMAN: All the way, right?!!
DOCTOR: Yes, until the goal and quickly!
WOMAN: So, should I undress like this every time I wash in your office?

At the pharmacy – “Medicines for weight loss”
GIRL: Tell me, do you have “Antirastolstin”?
The pharmacist looks at her in confusion
GIRL: And “There are many after sixes”?
PHARMACIST: No
GIRL: (reads from a piece of paper) “Celulite disappeared”?
PHARMACIST: no either
GIRL: “Samsoboyvespropadin”?
PHARMACIST: No! For, that is, “Nadomenzheratidin”, “Zadomshevelin” and “The refrigerator is not suitable”! Will you take it?

A skit about a hospital – “Evacuation Plan”
The inspector and the person responsible for fire safety walk in the lobby of any administrative building.
OFFICER: Well, as you can see, everything here is clean, there are flowers on the windowsills.
INSPECTOR: Flowers, that’s good, but where is your evacuation plan?
OFFICER: Evacuation plan? Yes, here it is, hanging on the wall.
Approaching the evacuation plan. On the evacuation plan, arrows indicating escape routes are located randomly (at the nearest doors, windows, etc.).
INSPECTOR (looking at the plan): Wait a minute... And what’s on your plan, it’s some kind of nonsense, everyone is running away in different directions.
INSPECTIVE: Why nonsense? Everything is as it should be. We conducted a drill here the other day, and it turned out that this was the fastest and most optimal evacuation option of all possible.
(As an option, O. turns on the alarm, and all employees begin to run up to the plan, look and run chaotically.)

Sketch for the Day of the Medical Worker - “Nosebreakers”
A patient sits in the office and a surgeon comes in.
DOCTOR: So what do you have?
PATIENT: You know, doctor, I have a deviated septum in my nose.
DOCTOR: Everything is clear, it’s a common thing.
He goes to the cabinet, opens the doors, in the cabinet there is a set of various shoes from slippers to tarpaulin boots. He thoughtfully chooses a suitable pair and begins to put it on.
PATIENT (slightly scared): Doctor, are you sure?
DOCTOR: Why aren’t you sure? Sure. Let me look at your septum. (Looks carefully at the patient’s nose) But no, your septum turns out to be deviated to the right. You will have to wait for Ivan Andreevich. He's left-handed. Otherwise I might miss you with my left foot and hit you in the ear. Ivan Andreevich, you have a visitor. (Leaves)

In the doctor's office - "Naked"
There is a man doctor at the table, a woman standing behind the screen
WOMAN: Doctor, should I undress?
DOCTOR: Yes
WOMAN: I'm embarrassed...
DOCTOR: Let's hurry up!
A woman comes out from behind the screen in her underwear and goes to the table.
A doctor sits at the table in shorts, socks, a cap and a phonendoscope, shuffling a deck of cards
DOCTOR: Well, another batch?!

Funny scene – “Lecture on plastic surgery”
Plaque “Department of Plastic Surgery”. There are students in white coats at the tables and a lecturer at the blackboard.
LECTURER: The topic of today's lesson is “Female breast surgery.” Open the study guide to page 21.

Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day. And today, costumed congratulations are the most favorite and brightest moments at any celebration: from a small family holiday to a massive folk festival.

Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different heroes not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - comic skit “A nurse’s arrival for a holiday”

Comic scene script

At the height of the holiday, the “Nurse” suddenly appears, with a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the necessary props for this.

Nurse (addresses guests): Hello my dear! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do?.. Apparently we didn’t come in vain.

Well, first of all, let's not panic. Save your nerve cells. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of a stressful situation. (Approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and comic recipes on how to get rid of problems, each guest she turns to embodies)

Comic recipes for guests from a nurse

Get a hold of yourself (shows how to make a “castle”)

Swallow the insult (offers to drink a glass)

Treat yourself to joy ( treats you with candy)

Forget the problem (offers to hit with a child's hammer)

Break up an unbearable relationship (gives A4 sheet)

Stand your ground (shows a pose: hands on hips, legs apart)

Don't give up (shows how to raise your hands)

Become a star (shows the pose with feet wider than shoulder width, arms to the sides)

Whatever it is, smile (gives a picture of a smile on a stick and tries it on)

Find your luck (makes it possible to catch a star on a string)

See the world with different eyes (gives funny homemade or purchased glasses and puts them on the guest)

Active game with the audience

A healthy psyche is good, but you also need to look good. I'll show you the simplest trick on how to get yourself in order in the morning. By exercising daily, you can gain health, youth and a blooming appearance.

(musical accompaniment plays in the background)

1. ...Beauty, health and good spirits

Starts with a smile from ear to ear (shows, and everyone repeats the wide smile)

2. ...We speed up the blood so that they don’t get sick -

Let's knock our palms on our knees (shows, everyone repeats)

3. ...To prevent troubles from flowing.

Putting a reliable block on stress and anxiety (shows: arms crossed in front of you)

4. ...It's time to shake off the fatigue.

So that only pleasant bliss remains (we use our hands to shake off the water)

5 . Let's all listen to the heart rhythm, Is it good? (palm to heart)

Then let's clap our hands joyfully (clap)

6. And now again, at a faster pace with music, all the exercises: smile, knees, block, bliss, heart, joy (does it together with the guests). Now let’s just leave a smile and joy and clap for each other. Well done!

A toast from a nurse

And before I leave such wonderful patients, a few wishes and recommendations.

It sounds like a rap backing track or simply speaks in a recitative manner.

Friends, I wish you like a doctor

So that you all go to the doctor less often,

So that they completely forget what pills are,

So that your beloved children are healthy,

So that your heart beats like a motor,

So that you maintain your enthusiasm until old age!

So that you don’t know what a migraine is,

Do exercises every day.

I give instructions so that you don’t get sick

At work and at home, so that your nerves are spared,

So that your teeth never ache from pain,

So that the jaws in the mouth are not false.

So that your temperature is 36.6,

To keep your figure slim

Live so that the doctors say

We don't know him, we've never treated him.

I suggest...let's pour some wine

Let's drink to the bottom of our health!

By the way, I allow you to drink...a glass...another

(the guests drink; if there is a hero of the occasion, the nurse congratulates him separately and leaves)

To carry out it is necessary prepare 7 word cards and 7 chairs

Game conditions: The presenter reads the text, and 7 participants, who have read the words, sit on chairs, but as soon as they hear their character mentioned in the text, they jump up from the chair, shout their line and run around the chairs. When participants hear the word doctors , then everyone runs at once and shouts in unison: "Be healthy!".

Characters and their remarks.

Pills - "Psh-sh-sh!"
Thermometers - "Oh, it's hot!"
Medicinal plants -"Well, we're done!"
Syringes - " I'll inject you now!"
Vitamins -"Eat me!"
Old ladies -"Who is last?"
Doctors -"Be healthy!"
Chief physician -"I approve!"

Leading: On a sunny June day, a new pharmacy opened in the city. What was missing from her windows! Varied thermometers, cute pills , disposable syringes , fragrant medicinal plants , and of course, beloved vitamins ! Before the pharmacy had time to open, the first visitors were already standing on the threshold - mischievous old ladies . In their hands they held stacks of prescriptions written by serious doctors . At the bottom of each recipe there was a bold seal and signature chief physician . The owner of the pharmacy greeted his dear ones with a warm friendly kiss old ladies and offered to buy vitamins and medicinal plants , in honor of the opening I gave it away for free syringes and tablets. All products sold out instantly, except thermometers... The opening of the pharmacy ended with a festive banquet, which was attended by chief physician. There were many congratulations and toasts prepared doctors.

Leading: Applause to the participants! Now let’s sing in connection with the holiday of a medical worker "The Doctor's Song"

"Medicine's Song"
to the tune of the song "Song of a First-Grader" Alla Pugacheva

1. The medical service is difficult - everyone knows this,
It’s just necessary and interesting.
We are in a hurry to help people maintain their health,
We can cure all illnesses under any conditions.

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

2.They don’t give us medicine, there aren’t enough syringes,
But none of us are at all discouraged here either.
We go to bed late, we don’t have the strength to undress,
We should now go south and bask in the sun.

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

3.We will run away from home to work in the morning,
But the family is not abandoned, it is well-fed and healthy.
Even if this work is not easy, we can do everything, we can do it,
Let the problems wait, we will have time to solve them!

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

Leading: I suggest you raise a glass to your life choice, to your calling!

What are we celebrating? Any holiday related to medicine. And there are quite a few such holidays. For example, Medical Worker's Day (Medical Day) , which is celebrated annually in Russia and Ukraine on the third Sunday in June. Or World Health Day , celebrated annually on April 7th. True, on Health Day you can organize a sports or environmental party, but this holiday is worth celebrating only once medical party , because our health depends not only on ourselves, but also on healthcare workers.

But that's not all the holidays. Let's look at the holiday calendar and find in it World Anesthesiologist Day (October 16), International Red Cross and Red Crescent Day (May 8), International Doctors Day (first Monday in October).

Medical party By the way, you can also arrange it in honor of the birthday of a friend or relative who works in the medical field. And even if the rest are not doctors, at the party they will be able to try on a white coat and hang a medical one around their neck stethoscope, pick up a tonometer and feel like you’re in the same harness as the hero of the occasion.

You can also take this theme for an ordinary themed party - show off and remember your childhood and games of hospital.

How we celebrate

Party theme: medical. We choose a concept and name: “Party in White Coats”, “Intern-Party”, “Aibolit-Party”, “Party “Clinical Case””, “Ward Number Six”, etc.

Entourage. You should not try to recreate the atmosphere of a hospital or ward - after all, white sheets and empty walls are not conducive to fun and a good mood. Let it be an ordinary or elegant setting, into which you can add a little “medical” decor. For example, hang posters on the walls with instructions on first aid and with slogans: “Wash your hands before eating,” “The doctor is a friend of the people,” “There are healers out: they don’t heal, they just rob and maim!” and so on. In general, everything that can be found on the topic.

You can also make “medical” garlands by hanging various medical devices on a thread: for example, paint water with gouache of different colors, fill disposable syringes without needles with it and hang them. You will get a multi-colored garland. Stretch a rope and hang x-rays (fake ones, of course) on it using clothespins. Make a huge fake thermometer. Prepare cool medical masks for your guests. Be creative, but let the atmosphere be festive, not hospital!

Dress code. Options are possible here: you can have a party in white coats - everyone comes in white, or you can wear doctor's caps with stethoscopes around your neck. Or invite guests to choose who they will be: nurses, doctors or patients. Patients may come in a straitjacket, with their head bandaged, with a cast on their leg, etc. The female nurses, of course, are in white stockings and short white dresses.

You can prepare badges with cool inscriptions in advance. For example, the host of the party could be “Doctor Nalivaiko.” The girl in charge of the table is called a “Culinary Nurse.” More inscriptions for badges: “Doctor DownHouse”, “Nurse-proletarian”, “Nurse’s name is Tamarka”, “Hysterical nurse”, “Doctor Gennady Urinovich Malakhov”, “Doctor half-literologist”, etc. Hand out badges to party participants at the entrance - make sure they match the inscriptions.

Progress of the event

Doctor Nalivaiko and his assistant (for example, “Nurse Socialite”) greet guests near a specially prepared table with a mixture (aperitif) poured into beakers. They hang a badge on your chest, give you shoe covers, and gently persuade you to take the “medicine.” When everyone has gathered, the first toasts are made in honor of the health workers and the entertainment begins.

To begin with, you can invite guests to diagnose the lyrical hero of the song. Short fragments of songs are played, and guests try to determine what is really bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.

Fragments of songs and diagnoses:

1. “And my heart stopped,

My heart sank” (diagnosis: heart failure).

2. “If you don’t hear me,

This means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).

3. We walked with you,

I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).

4. We honestly want to tell you:

We don’t look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).

5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it

You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).

6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,

This means that everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).

7. She even wanted to hang herself

But college, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).

8. I know - if you want, I know for sure - if you want,

I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).

9. It hurts me, it hurts

This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).

10. And his wound rots,

And it won't get any smaller

And it won’t heal (diagnosis: gangrene).

11. Every step through it hurts,

Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).

Games and competitions

1. Enema. Several participants are called. Each person is given a syringe. The presenter invites the participants to guess what they will have to do now. Then the presenter gives them a tennis ball (instead of balls, you can take very light paper boats) and announces the start of the race. The balls are placed on the same starting line. Participants must move the ball with a stream of air from a syringe. Whose ball gets to the finish line faster wins.

2. Medical gloves, or Strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove. Their job is to inflate the glove until it bursts. It is better to involve men to participate in the competition. Whose glove bursts faster wins.

3. Dentist. Volunteers are being called. The presenter says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them each a small wooden block, painted pink or red (the color of the gums) and a nail. The task is to drive a nail into a block. The hammer, of course, is not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses available material. Whoever drives the nail in faster is the winner.

4. Competition “Dress the Doctor”. Couples participate. Each person is given a large white shirt. One of the pair is a doctor, the second is an assistant. The assistant should put the doctor's shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than others wins.

5. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each person is given a medical pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can only drink using a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest gets the winner's prize.

6. Procedural. Couples participate. Each person is given a bandage or a roll of toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the patient’s cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until the entire roll of bandage or paper is used.

What we serve:

Various dishes with medical names. For example, vegetable salad " Vitaminosis", meat " Protein sufficiency", Seafood Cocktail " Dietary supplement", chocolate dessert " Tranquilizer" and so on. It is better not to give the dishes themselves a “medical appearance”, as this can cause a persistent lack of appetite in some participants. For the same reason, it is better to use... dishes, rather than medical supplies, as utensils.

Happy medical party!

Speech by the head physician

Presenter:
A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!

Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):

(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)

Presenter:
The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.

Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):

Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):

Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):

Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):

Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):

Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):

Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):

(Feast, games, dancing.)

2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.

Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting performance.

All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.

Congratulations to the therapists:

I'm the word now

Congratulations to the surgeons:

Song for surgeons:

Congratulations to traumatologists:

Traumatologists work

Congratulations to endocrinologists:

Congratulations to neurologists:

Congratulations to urologists:

Congratulations to toxicologists:

And now I promise:

Puzzles.

about lore:

about the gynecologist:

about the dentist:

about the cardiologist:

about the surgeon:

about the nurse:

about the pharmacist:

about the pharmacist:

about the chief physician:

The medical examination went well

Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

Happiness and success in your hard work!

3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.

Leading:

Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.

Where does theater begin?
Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
But there are no clinics,
No receptionist at the entrance.

He will guide and advise

Grandma comes on stage

Oh, what do you have here guys?

The grandmother approaches the reception staff:

Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
In short, there are health problems.

Send me to the doctors soon,

She asks them riddles:

1. The main doctors in the world,
All colds are cured for people,
If you have problems with your throat
Will they help me? (Pediatricians)

2. If my eyes are tired,

3. I became very nervous,

4. The heart rhythm is not calm,

5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,

The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.

Presenter (to the hall):

How can we congratulate pediatricians,

(addressing personally to pediatricians):

Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!

The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

How can we live without ophthalmologists?

To see home, nature, friend, mother,

(Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):

We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!

Grandma is holding a competition.

You can hold any vision test competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
And sometimes my soul is heavy,
Neuropathologists, funny guys,
You will always be received with sincere warmth.

(addressing personally to neurologists):

Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
You are burning mentally at work,
We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
Your work is especially appreciated!

Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:

Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.

Presenter (to the hall):

There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
And happiness lies in consciousness.

(Addressing personally to cardiologists):

Sometimes your heart hurts,
And we can’t fix those problems without you!
"Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
We hasten to congratulate you on it!

Grandmother holds a competition:

You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

Since childhood we have known the agreement,
Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
If you have snot or otitis media,
He will heal us quickly.

(Addressing personally to the lore):

How grateful we are to you,
If your nose is breathing properly,
Ears hear, throat is clear,
You are the experts!

We congratulate you on the holiday,

Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.

After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.

Leading:

The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.

After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!

4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”

The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.

Leading:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).

The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.

Leading:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.

(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)

Patient:
- Hello, Doctor!

Doctor:

(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)

Doctor:
-What are you complaining about, young man?

Patient:
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.

Doctor:
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.

Patient:
- Yes, doctor.

(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)

Doctor:
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!

Patient:
- Yes, doctor.

(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)

Doctor:
- Is it easier?

Patient:
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.

Doctor:
- Get dressed, you are in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.

(The patient leaves, another appears.)

Doctor:
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.

Patient:
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...

(Hands out papers.)

Doctor:
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.

(The patient undresses and lies down.)

Doctor:
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?

Patient:
- For salary.

(The doctor listens to him.)

Doctor:
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?

Patient:
- Only after a cold beer.

Doctor:
- Dizzy?

Patient:
- Only after vodka.

Doctor:
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?

Patient:
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.

Leading:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.

The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.

Leading:
- Quiet hour is coming

Dance competition for everyone present.

Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.

Leading:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,