What is school for me, the students' statements. Quotes, aphorisms and sayings about school, teachers and students. Sayings about secretaries

Never argue with a fool - people may not notice the difference between you.

First law of dispute

Take on everything you know and can do or dream of knowing and being able to do. In courage lies genius, power and magical power.

V. Goethe

Great things need to be done, not thought about endlessly.

Julius Caesar

In every great endeavor, a certain amount of madness is necessary to achieve success.

William Shakespeare

Success is not the end, failure is not the end. The only thing that matters is courage.

Winston Churchill

Those who do not take risks are at greatest risk.

Ivan Bunin

The ability to communicate with people is a commodity that can be bought just like sugar and coffee... And I will pay more for such a skill than for anything else in the world.

J. Rockefeller

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness all your life.

Confucius

If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right.

Mary Kay Ash

I'm not afraid of losing my head, I'm afraid of losing face.

Alexander the Great

Neither I nor anyone else can walk this road for you, you must walk it yourself.

Walt Whitman

Find the beginning of everything, and you will understand a lot.

Kozma Prutkov

To those who have not comprehended the science of good, any other science brings only harm.

Michel de Montaigne

Only the heart is vigilant, you cannot see the most important thing with your eyes... Words only interfere with understanding each other...

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is not those people who have not achieved their goal who are deprived of insight, but those who have passed by it.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A man without principles and without will is like a ship that has no rudder or compass; it changes its direction with every change of wind.

Samuel Smiles

When a person does not know which pier he is heading towards, not a single wind will be favorable for him.

Seneca

Freedom is the right to do what is permitted by law.

Charles Montesquieu

The first condition for correction is awareness of one’s guilt.

Seneca

There is no shame in admitting to a person your mistake.

A. V. Suvorov

Of all passions, envy is the most disgusting. Hatred, betrayal and intrigue march under the banner of envy.

Helvetius

Friendship is unanimity regarding what is beautiful and just. Friendship is participation in good deeds and trials.

Plato

Love gives nobility even to those to whom nature has denied it.

William Shakespeare

During our studies, each of us inevitably encountered various funny and absurd situations. A lot of interesting, memorable and fun things happen every day at the school. This is why there are so many family quotes about school and studying. While reading funny sayings, a person remembers his experiences, friends and teachers, as well as various funny incidents and jokes.

Funny quotes about school for funny statuses

A school is an institution where children are taught the necessary and unnecessary things mixed together, in every possible way preventing them from distinguishing one from the other.

Ambition is when you go to an exam, you think you know a 2, and when they give you a 4, you wonder why not a 5?

Leaving the lesson, the boy Misha slammed the door so hard that Grisha, who was sitting on the windowsill, also left the lesson.

The biggest lie when writing an abstract: “List of used literature.”

They say that no one died from knowledge, but the skeleton in the biology classroom worries me.

The heartbeat becomes louder, the stomach twists, the knees begin to tremble, the eyes become frightened. Love? No, the teacher just says the phrase: “So, he’ll go to the board...”

When assigning homework, teachers target students and end up targeting parents.

First-graders joyfully go to school on September 1 only because their parents did not say how long they will have to study there.

Those who get up early are told: “Sit down! The lesson is not over yet!”

Just as I was about to come to my senses, the school year ended.

Announcement near the educational institution: “Especially for those who like to skip school: we invite you to a course to raise your temperature!”

Grades 1–5: – Mom, help me decide...
Grades 6–11: – Maaam! Leave me alone! They didn't really ask anything.

1. Knowledge is power!
2. There is strength - no need for intelligence!
3. No intelligence - consider yourself a cripple!
Conclusion: knowledge cripples a person!

And why is school not a place where you come early and leave early?!

School means nerves to hell, constant lack of sleep and offline in VK.

On the test, our class is like one big family, but every family has its black sheep.

In all my lessons I sit like a politician: I don’t know anything, but I put on a smart face.

I used to think that teaching homework was the worst thing in the world. Nevermind! The worst thing is learning homework with your child.

A first grader is dragged to school. He leans into it with all his might and shouts: “Eleven years!” For what?!"

In high school, independent work ceases to be independent. It is already collective.

All you had to do was skip class once and it became a habit!

A D student has two things: a car and an apartment; a C student has three: a car, an apartment and a dacha. And an excellent student has five things: a bald head, big glasses, a stomach ulcer, a debt to the state and a certificate of honor for academic success.

Sometimes you tell yourself: you need to come to your senses! And then you sit, think and understand, but there’s nothing to take on...

The most terrible phrase of school childhood: “Okay, now let’s put away the textbooks and take out double sheets of paper...”

On Monday morning before school, all sorts of illnesses get worse...

School time, despite any difficulties, is considered one of the happiest and most carefree periods in a person’s life. It is during these years that we find our first friends, who most often remain for life, our first love, which truly is the brightest and purest. There are a lot of quotes about school, and many students and teachers use them on their pages on social networks or simply in everyday life. Funny phrases are what you need to read before the start of the school year so that it starts with a smile!

Wise thoughts of great people about the need for knowledge, about the value of knowledge.

Completed work feels good.

Homer, ancient Greek poet

The true treasure for people is the ability to work.

Aesop, ancient Greek fabulist

The root of the teaching is bitter, but its fruits are sweet.

How can students succeed? — Catch up with those who are ahead and do not wait for those who are behind.

Learning in youth is stone carving, in old age it is drawing in sand.

Aristotle, ancient Greek philosopher

The most shameful ignorance is to imagine that you know what you do not know.

Plato, ancient Greek philosopher

Exercise yourself with labors imposed on yourself voluntarily, so that later you will be able to endure involuntary ones.

Socrates, ancient Greek philosopher

Any kind of work is more pleasant than rest.

The beautiful is comprehended through study and great effort, the bad is assimilated by itself, without difficulty.

Don’t strive to know everything, lest you end up ignorant of everything.

Democritus, ancient Greek philosopher

Hiding ignorance is preferable to revealing it publicly.

Heraclitus, ancient Greek philosopher

Dull and incapable minds are a thing as unnatural as monstrous bodily deformities; but they are rare.

Quintilian, ancient Roman theorist of oratory

There is no shame in work: there is shame in idleness.

Hesiod, ancient Greek poet

While young forces allow, work; you won’t notice how the hunched old age silently approaches.

Ovid, ancient Roman poet

Nothing in life comes without difficulty.

Horace, ancient Roman poet

Work is necessary for health.

Hippocrates, ancient Greek physician

What is not clear should be clarified. What is difficult to create should be done with great perseverance.

If a teacher does not live as he teaches, leave him - he is a false teacher. If a teaching does not bring you fruit from the very first steps, give it up - it is a false teaching. Even the most true teaching, if practiced without due effort and diligence, can be more dangerous than a false one.

Smart people study in order to learn; insignificant - in order to be recognized.

It is extremely important that children learn to work from childhood.

I. Kant, German philosopher

Learning without reflection is useless, but reflection without learning is also dangerous.

Confucius, ancient Chinese thinker

If you only know, but do not act, then this is tantamount to not learning.

Zhu Xi, Chinese philosopher and historian

If the work is worthily completed, it will elevate and glorify you.

Ferdowsi, Persian and Tajik poet

A student who studies without desire is a bird without wings.

Saadi, Persian writer and thinker

Everyone must take on his shoulders work commensurate with his strength, since if the weight of it accidentally turns out to be excessive, then he may involuntarily fall into the mud.

A. Dante, Italian poet

One joy in life is learning.

F. Petrarch, Italian poet

There is no work that could tire me.

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian painter, sculptor and scientist

It is not easy to set boundaries for our mind: it is inquisitive, greedy and just as little inclined to stop after walking a thousand steps as after walking fifty.

Ignorance is of two kinds: one, illiterate, precedes science; the other, arrogant, follows her.

M. de Montaigne, French philosopher

There are hardly any people so stupid and dull that they would not be able either to acquire good opinions or to rise to higher knowledge, if only they were guided along the proper path.

R. Descartes, French philosopher and mathematician

Grammar commands even kings.

J. -B. Moliere, French playwright

Knowledge must necessarily be associated with skill... It is a sad phenomenon when a student’s head is filled with more or less knowledge, but he has not learned to apply it, so it has to be said about him that although he knows something, he can’t do anything.

It is more beneficial to examine the same subject from ten different angles than to teach ten different subjects from one angle.

A. F. Disterweg, German teacher

The teacher must constantly ensure that children are not overloaded with classes.

F. Melanchthon, German theologian and teacher

There is only one immortal force that survives dynasties, dogmas, classes - this is the force of creative work.

J. Jaurès, French public figure

There is nothing more useless than those cases when, due to the moralizing of teachers, children begin to hate classes before they can understand that they should love them.

E. Rotterdam, Dutch humanist

The more trust in students, the better their behavior.

G. Spencer, English philosopher and sociologist

Every day on which you have not replenished your education with at least a small, but new piece of knowledge for you... consider it fruitless and irrevocably lost for yourself.

K. Stanislavsky, Russian director, actor and teacher

An irritated teacher cannot educate anyone.

A. Popov, Russian actor and director

Education is what remains after everything learned at school is forgotten.

A. Einstein, German theoretical physicist

A teacher is the person who must pass on to the new generation all the valuable accumulations of centuries and not pass on prejudices, vices and diseases.

A. Lunacharsky, Russian literary critic and publicist

A teacher is a person who can make difficult things easy.

R. Emerson, American poet and philosopher

Most people have never been taught how to see through another's eyes, hear through another's ears, and feel through another's heart.

A. Adler, Austrian psychologist

Learn, because in the vicissitudes of life only knowledge will always remain with you.

Nasir Khosrow, Tajik and Persian poet

Good systematization is required so as not to get hopelessly lost in the labyrinth of scholarship.

G. L. F. Helmgolts, German scientist

Learning and living are one and the same.

N. Pirogov, Russian surgeon, teacher and public figure

An ignorant person has a great advantage over an educated person - he is always satisfied with himself.

Napoleon Bonaparte, French commander

Only those who know more than those they want to teach can teach.

N. Ostrovsky, Russian writer

A teacher who learns nothing from his students has chosen the wrong profession.

X. Wulf, Danish writer

The teacher himself must be what he wants the student to be.

V. Dal, Russian writer and ethnographer

People learn when they teach.

The path of teaching is long, the path of examples is short and successful.

Seneca, ancient Roman philosopher

When learning science, examples are more useful than rules.

I. Newton, English physicist

A child, like any person in general, is disgusted and unbearable by work in which he does not see any purpose.

Semi-education combines all the vices of barbarism and civilization.

D. Pisarev, Russian literary critic and publicist

Re-reading books already read is the most reliable touchstone of education.

H. F. Goebbel, German playwright

An educated person differs from an uneducated person in that he continues to consider his education incomplete.

K. Simonov, Russian writer

When a teacher gives a mark to a student, the student also marks the teacher.

D. Granin, Russian writer

Exams are when a fool asks questions that even a wise man cannot answer.

The thirst for knowledge is the fruit of many years of study.

A bad teacher presents the truth, a good teacher teaches how to find it.

O. Wilde, English writer

Any real education is achieved only through self-education.

N. Rubakin, Russian writer and book scholar

After bread, the most important thing for the people is school. J.-J. Danton

Every school is famous not for its numbers, but for the glory of its students. N. Pirogov

The goal of the school should always be to educate a harmonious personality, and not a specialist. A. Einstein

School is a workshop where the thoughts of the younger generation are formed; you must hold it tightly in your hands if you do not want to let the future out of your hands. A. Barbusse

Some children love school so much that they want to stay there all their lives. This is where scientists come from. H. Steinhaus

To educate a people, three things are needed: schools, schools and schools. L. Tolstoy.

Quotes about studying

I learned a lot from my mentors, even more from my comrades, but most of all from my students. Talmud

September 1 is a personal April 12 for every first grader, a start into the outer space of knowledge. I. Krasnovsky

There are children who are sharp-minded and inquisitive, but wild and stubborn. They are usually hated in schools and are almost always considered hopeless; meanwhile, they usually turn out to be great people, if only they are raised properly.

A student who studies without desire is a bird without wings. Saadi

Teaching is only light, according to the popular proverb, it is also freedom. Nothing liberates a person like knowledge... I. Turgenev.

If you have knowledge, let others light their lamps with it. T. Fuller

No matter how long you live, you should study all your life. Seneca

Whatever you learn, you learn for yourself. Petronius

Aphorisms about school and study

Live forever - study forever! And you will finally reach the point where, like a sage, you will have the right to say that you know nothing. K. Prutkov

You have to study a lot to know even a little. Montesquieu

Nature has taken care of everything so much that everywhere you find something to learn. L.YesVinci

Learn from everyone, don't imitate anyone. M. Gorky

Some children love school so much that they want to stay there all their lives. It is from them that scientists emerge. G. Steinhauz

Book and school - what is deeper? P. Tychina

The most important phenomenon in school, the most instructive subject, the most living example for the student is the teacher himself. He is the personified method of teaching, the very embodiment of the principle of education. A. Diesterweg

After bread, the most important thing for the people is school. J. Danton

The school gives knowledge only to those who agree to take it . S. Skotnikov

Funny quotes about studying

The house is never as clean as before mom comes home from the parent-teacher meeting.

No one has died from knowledge so far, but it’s not worth the risk.

Smart thoughts haunt me all the time, but I'm faster.

Punishment in elementary school - sit on the last desk, and in the older ones - to the first one.

Are you still young and want changes in your life? Go to school! There are changes every 45 minutes!